5 occupations your baby would be great at: • Dentist — scratching at your gums with her fingernails is an important part of her training!
• Professional raspberry blower — not in large demand, but surely somewhere one is required.
• Night watchman — he'd never fall asleep on the job!
• Disgruntled prison inmate — he's already got the table banging and bar rattling down pat.
• Member of a studio audience — though she might occasionally clap at inappropriate moments.
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